Season 1 episode guide
Seven episodes about one skill: staring at charts and never looking away.
- EP1
The one-minute candle
Why every timeframe longer than one minute is for cowards. One student watches a single green candle for an entire lunch break.
- EP2
The refresh technique
F5, pull-to-refresh, and the forbidden third form: closing the tab and opening it again.
- EP3
Zoom out no jutsu
When the chart looks bad, make it smaller until it looks fine.
fan favorite episode - EP4
Three monitors arc
The cast builds battle stations. Nobody has a plan, but everyone has RGB.
- EP5
Secrets of the Telegram
Decoding “gm,” “gm gm,” and “gm 🙏,” and what each one means for morale.
- EP6
Diamond hands awakening
A 40% dip tests everyone’s resolve. One holder tells their family they’re “doing research.”
- EP7
The beach episode
Everyone finally goes outside. They bring their phones and check the chart the whole time.
What holders are saying
Totally real reviews from totally real people. (They are not real.)
I used to check charts twice an hour. Now I never stop.
Episode 3 changed me. I zoomed out so far I can see my apartment from space.
Went to the beach for episode 7. Got sunburned on one side from holding my phone up.
the tab stays open